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“The Security Centre”, Newham: basic shape

Leave a Comment Posted by on August 17, 2012


“The Security Centre” burglar alarm, Newham • And so the shields get ever more basic. This is a similar shape to the SIS effort, yesterday – but at least it’s not filled in with biro. • Spotted: Leytonstone Road, Newham, London, E15, England, 2006 • Politics: In the Labour constituency of West Ham

2006, Bulb, Illustrated, Labour Party, Militia, Rectangle, Shield, Stylised graphic , , , , , , ,

“Sentry”, Newham: no comment

Leave a Comment Posted by on August 8, 2012


“Sentry” burglar alarm, Newham • So, you get the picture – I’m going to feature every single alarm I have with a shield on it, without much in the way of intelligent comment. That’s because I’ve got a lot of shield alarms, but not much to say about them. • Spotted: Canal path nr Blaker Road, Newham, London, E15, England, 2011 • Politics: In the Labour constituency of West Ham

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“Krypto Security”, Newham: swept away

Leave a Comment Posted by on July 18, 2012


“Krypto Security” burglar alarm, Newham • Mr Krypto, your fortified portcullis is of no use here – it didn’t keep out the Olympics, which have now swamped Marshgate Lane where I found you, sweeping you and your equally faded sounder brethren away on a tide of G4S-”protected” new-build. • Spotted: Marshgate Lane, Newham, London, E15, England, 2010 • Politics: In the Labour constituency of West Ham

2010, Building, Castle, Fortification, Illustrated, Labour Party, Portcullis, Rectangle, Stylised graphic , , , , , , ,

“Thorndon”, Newham: tenuous thorns

14 Comments Posted by on April 10, 2012

“Thorndon Chelmsford” burglar alarm, Newham • Yet another variation on thorns, admittedly rather tenuous – but it’s a nice old Eurobell box, and I have to feature these things somewhere! Essex-based Thorndon were formed in 1982, an era this sounder probably dates from – but I’ve seen plenty of newer ones too. • Spotted: Cooks Road, Newham, London, E15, England, 2006 • Politics: In the Labour constituency of West Ham

2006, Botanic, Circle, Faded, Geographic, Labour Party, One big letter, Typographic , , , , , , ,

“Friedland”, Newham: solar-powered pouch

5 Comments Posted by on February 3, 2012


“Friedland” burglar alarm, Newham • I can only describe this as a “pouch”. It looks a bit like a paper shredder, but I think the grille on top is a solar panel. Web research shows that Friedland is a division of Honeywell, whose name occasionally crops up on vintage alarms, and who still boast the same logo. • Spotted: Marshgate Lane, Newham, London, E15, England, 2010 • Politics: In the Labour constituency of West Ham

2010, Arch, Audio, Illustrated, Labour Party, Soundwaves, Stylised graphic, Uncommon shape , , , , , , ,

“Hewes”, Newham: Jesus fish

1 Comment Posted by on December 14, 2011

“Hewes Security” burglar alarm, Newham • The branding of 40-year-old Essex-based firm Hewes includes an unambiguous “ichthys”  symbol, based on a Greek acronym early Christians used to recognise each other. Also known as the “Jesus Fish”, its incorporation into logos is more common in the super-religious US, where enthusiastic use by fundamentalists and creationists has spawned a slew of parodies, such as a Darwin Fish, with legs; and a Trek Fish, which resembles the Starship Enterprise. In the UK, the sign is less controversial; in my experience, it’s most often seen on the bumper of aged Nissan cars being erratically driven by hat-wearing folk, no doubt on the premise that Jesus will save them. • Spotted: High Street, Newham, London, E15, England, 2010 • Politics: In the Labour constituency of West Ham


Above: alternate bumper stickers – a Darwin Fish, left; and a Trek Fish, right.

2010, Christian, Creature, Delta, Fish, Illustrated, Labour Party, Monochrome, Religion, Stylised graphic, Yellow , , , , , ,

“Security Centres (UK) Ltd”, Newham: Olympic cruelty

Leave a Comment Posted by on November 19, 2011

“Security Centres (UK) Ltd” burglar alarm, Newham • This vintage sounder doesn’t exist any more, as I found it in a part of London that’s now been completely torn down to make way for the Olympics. It’s a bit hard to make out, but that’s a thunderbolt piercing the portcullis – another popular alarm motif I shall feature one day. So not only will felons be brutally gated, they’ll be electrocuted. Nice! • Spotted: Pudding Mill Lane, Newham, London, E15, England, 2006 • Politics: In the Labour constituency of West Ham

2006, Geographic, Illustrated, Labour Party, Lightning, National, Portcullis, Rectangle, Rusty, Stylised graphic, Vintage , , , , , ,

“Intervene Securities”, Newham: divine retribution

1 Comment Posted by on November 16, 2011

“Intervene Securities” burglar alarm, Newham • Here’s another iteration of Intervene’s elderly lightning flash – I’d be interested to know if it’s older or newer than yesterday’s. Thunderbolts suggest not only electric shocks (or in extremis the electric chair), but also retribution from on high, in the form of a bolt from the blue. So maybe this intervention will be divine… • Spotted: Abbey Lane, Newham, London, E15, England, 2006 • Politics: In the Labour constituency of West Ham

2006, Illustrated, Labour Party, Lightning, Rectangle, Rusty, Stylised graphic, Vintage , , , , , ,

“Cobra”, Newham: hooded striker

Leave a Comment Posted by on August 24, 2011

“Cobra” burglar alarm, Newham • Cobra alarms of different vintages abound in east London, and I’ve got so many photos of the slinky hooded strikers that I didn’t know which to use – this is by no means the oldest, which I’m saving for another time. Cobra is actually a generic name for all sorts of snakes, though they all rear up and spit venom when threatened. It’s a ploy that has dispatched unwanted figures throughout history, and is presumably just as effective against burglars. • Spotted: Shirley Street, Newham, London, E16, England, 2002 • Politics: In the Labour constituency of West Ham


Above: a real cobra (photo by Kamalnv)

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“Watchdog”, Newham: the Cyclops of Olympic Park

Leave a Comment Posted by on January 4, 2011

“Watchdog” burglar alarm, Newham, 2010 • As if the gazillions of CCTV cameras watching us weren’t enough, now we’ve got burglar alarms with eyes too. And despite being on public land, I was heavily hassled by a bunch of G4 “security operatives” simply for snapping the one here. That’s because it’s in an area where most alarms – along with the rotting industrial buildings they were attached to – have been swept away to make way for London’s glossy new Olympic Park. I was once terrorized by a monstrous, crazed watchdog while exploring the Olympics area pre-demolition, and to me, this device resembles a blue-nosed dog with one mean, narrowed eye: the face of a wary Staffie with its ears flattened back, ready for combat. If the designer intended this, by the placing of the logo in relation to the snubby bulb below, then it’s deceptively clever; it makes me think of the plastic debris masks by African artist Romuald Hazoumé. It’s an all-seeing cyclops of the Olympics, a one-eyed Cerberus of the Bow Back Rivers. Or maybe that’s just my bad memories kicking in. • Spotted: Marshgate Lane, Newham, London E15, England, 2010 • Politics: In the Labour constituency of West Ham

2010, Art, Creature, Delta, Dog, Eye, Labour Party, Vision , , , , , ,

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