Burglar Alarm Britain

Where vigilante culture meets vernacular design

Access Security, Milton Keynes: arrow-house

Access Security

“Access Security” burglar alarm, Milton Keynes • The ever-popular arrow-house. That’s probably what they look like in Milton Keynes. • Spotted: Midsummer Boulevard, Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, MK9, England, 2010 • Politics: In the Conservative constituency of Milton Keynes North

Home Care, Bath: basic

Home Care Bristol

“Home Care Bristol” burglar alarm, Bath • A very basic home. • Spotted: Broad Street, Bath, Avon, BA1, England, 2012 • Politics: In the Liberal Democrat constituency of Bath

Home Protection Systems, Bristol: verbal

Home Protection Systems

“Home Protection Systems” burglar alarm, Bristol • A verbal rather than a visual house. • Spotted: Ashton Road, Bristol, Avon, BS3, England, 2011 • Politics: In the Labour constituency of Bristol South

Premia Security, Southwark: Dickensian

Premia Security

“Premia Security” burglar alarm, Southwark • Another rooftop-mountain-pyramid -triangle thing. Notable for being found in Wild’s Rents, one of London’s most Dickensian-sounding roads. • Spotted: Wild’s Rents, Southwark, London, SE1, England, 2011 • Politics: In the Liberal Democrat constituency of Bermondsey and Old Southwark

DS Securities, Bath: monogramatic

DS Securities

“DS Securities” burglar alarm, Bath • Unexplained acronym making a monogramatic rooftop. • Spotted: Cavendish Road, Bath, Avon, BA1, England, 2011 • Politics: In the Liberal Democrat constituency of Bath

Pritchard Security Systems, Cardiff: mountainous

Pritchard Security Systems

“Pritchard Security Systems” burglar alarm, Cardiff • Pyramids? Mountains? Rooftops? It’s Welsh, so it could be rooftops in front of a mountain. • Spotted: St Mary Street, Cardiff, South Glamorgan, CF10, Wales, 2012 • Politics: In the Liberal Democrat constituency of Cardiff Central

IHD Security Limited, Ealing: sonic dot

IHD Security Limited

“IHD Security Limited” burglar alarm, Ealing • Rounded 1970s house-arrow surrounding sonic dot and unexplained acronym. • Spotted: Bideford Avenue, Ealing, London, UB6, England, 2006 • Politics: In the Labour constituency of Ealing North

Crime Cure, Bristol: old fave

Crime Cure

“Crime Cure” burglar alarm, Bristol • Update of an old favourite, as featured here. Where’s the house? It’s surrounding the massively complex heraldic device. • Spotted: The Arcade, Horsefair, Bristol, Avon, BS1, England, 2013 • Politics: In the Liberal Democrat constituency of Bristol West

Imperial Security, Bristol: Chinese

Imperial Security

“Imperial Security” burglar alarm, Bristol • Chinese house! • Spotted: The Arcade, Horsefair, Bristol, Avon, BS1, England, 2013 • Politics: In the Liberal Democrat constituency of Bristol West

Tel Cam, Lambeth: Ecurity

TelCam ElectricAve Lambeth nr SW9 8HY 20338_800

“Tel Cam Security Systems” burglar alarm, Lambeth • Or, in this case, Ecurity Systems. I think that’s a weird tall house in the middle of the triangle, but it’s a bit hard to say. • Spotted: Electric Avenue, Brixton, Lambeth, London, SW9, England, 2012 • Politics: In the Labour constituency of Dulwich and West Norwood

Trust Alarms, Camden: blubbing

Trust Alarms

“Trust Alarms” burglar alarm, Camden • Another version of the superb blubbing house I featured here, near the start of this blog. • Spotted: Leather Lane, Camden, London, EC1, England, 2011 • Poliatics: In the Labour constituency of Holborn and St Pancras

Wimpey Security, Southwark: reflected

Wimpey Security Systems Monitored Alarm

“Wimpey Security Systems Monitored Alarm” burglar alarm, Southwark • Another arrow-house, this time reflected into an angular crenellated shield. • Spotted: Glasshill Street, Southwark, London, SE1, England, 2010 • Politics: In the Liberal Democrat constituency of Bermondsey and Old Southwark

Home Security Services, Southwark: arrow-house

Home Security Services

“Home Security Services” burglar alarm, Southwark • Cross between a giant arrow and a house, and pretty old and faded. • Spotted: Riley Road, Southwark, London, SE1, England, 2012 • Politics: In the Liberal Democrat constituency of Bermondsey and Old Southwark

Secure Installations Alarm, Falmouth: giant hand

Secure MarketStrand Falmouth nr TR11 3DF 01980_800

“Secure Installations Alarm” burglar alarm, Falmouth • Giant hand holding tiny house – nice. • Spotted: Market Strand, Falmouth, Cornwall, TR11, England, 2012 • Politics: In the Conservative constituency of Truro and Falmouth

Securaplace, Southwark: lockdown

Securaplace

“Securaplace” burglar alarm, Southwark • Fabulous old sounder with a lock and a house. • Spotted: Borough High Street, Southwark, London, SE1, England, 2011 • Politics: In the Liberal Democrat constituency of Bermondsey and Old Southwark

Berkshire Home Alarms, Cirencester: bleak house

BerkshireHome Nr Cirencester GL7 20197_800

“Berkshire Home Alarms Reading” burglar alarm, Cirencester • A rather bleak-looking house: found on some random new “executive” estate I was driving past. • Spotted: near Cirencester, Gloucestershire, GL7, England, 2012 • Politics: In the Conservative constituency of Cotswolds

TAN Alarms, Bath: eaves

TAN Alarms

“TAN Alarms” burglar alarm, Bath • Starting today: alarms with houses on, like this clever use of As as roof eaves (though no clue as to what TAN stands for). • Spotted: Pierrepont Street, Bath, Avon, BA1, England, 2011 • Politics: In the Liberal Democrat constituency of Bath

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